At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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