He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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