i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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