kristin has been a bad kristin
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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