I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning