im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So much puke
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.