i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Ketchup is God's man juice
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth