can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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