Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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