He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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