Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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