im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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