so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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