You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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