i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
BRING THE BAGELS
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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