dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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