Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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