Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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