Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.