Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really