Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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