he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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