I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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