I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The adults are the big ones right?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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