Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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