i just google imaged poop.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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