Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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