i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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