also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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