Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
