craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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