i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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