We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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