my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize