Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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