i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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