my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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