So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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