she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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