Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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