I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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