she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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