you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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