he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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