i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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