Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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