So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
