im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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