Just mADE A PArabola og urine
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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