i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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