How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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