just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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