I didn't shave. On purpose
its not stalking. its research.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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