Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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