just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
