We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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